1. I've devoted a lot of time this month to bitching about my Epidemiology professor, and I'll start October that way too. Today, he a) laboriously went over mode, mean, and median and b) announced to the class that I aced the quiz. I was the only one to do so. Yet another class in which "tool" appears over my head in neon signage.
2. I've gained weight - so why am I still always cold? It's astounding that the growth of my midsection appears to have no relation to my growth anywhere else.
3. I'm not much liking my body right now, but I fucking love Greek yogurt.
4. I can't believe it's already Wednesday.