Monday, January 5, 2009

Note to self, part 857

Effective immediately, you are to stop failing at life. Seriously. Get your act together. Suck it up, soldier. Tough titties. Put on your big-girl panties and get on that ball and stay there. You're twenty-two years old and you are a dime a dozen, so it's going to take every ounce you have to offer to get you where you want to be.