1. When you use words like "labiaplasty" and "vagina" in your blog posts, readership increases drastically.
2. There are so many important things in DC that it's possible to miss the White House.
3. The National Geographic Society would be a sweet place to work.
4. Octopus is DELICIOUS. No, really. Sweet, grilled baby octopus at this place.
5. Wine comes in big glasses at bars. It's not great wine, but it gets the job done.