Tuesday roundup

I can see the future, and so can you.

Not news: men would rather be single that have an unhappy marriage. And they don't mope about it.

Celebrities living in California: please justify your existence and go campaign your asses off to make sure these guys don't erase that whole gay-marriage thing.

Only Hammacher-Schlemmer's going-out-of-business sale could beat this one.

Since it's all going to go to crap anyway, there's no need to blow $25,000 on a wedding.