... that I don't want to go back to work?
... that I am the laziest bride ever? I designed our save-the-dates and invites using Microsoft Publisher templates.
... that I feel like the sloppiest, jiggliest, squishiest person ever?
... that I hate lesson planning? I should be doing that now instead of blogging.
... that I cried multiple times during our viewing of Up last night?
... that not only am I a lazy bride, I'm kind of a lazy blogger and I use gimmicks sometimes?
Oh readers. I love you so.